“Hey yo, my man Phife Diggy, he got something to say.”

When Phife Dawg of A Tribe Called Quest passed away, it immediately sent me into an hours-long binge of listening to Tribe tracks. I spent hour after hour listening to ‘Mailk, the five-foot freak’ bless my eardrums with classic lyric after classic lyric.

As I kept listening, I saw the hours of the day slipping away, and with it, any notion of my workday being considered a “productive” one.
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“Riddle me this.”

– The Riddler (but not that garbage Jim Carrey version)

Recently, I blew a voiceover audition- I’m talking total crash & burn. Not “Crash Into Me is my JAM” crash, but more like, “WTF were were the Oscars thinking when they made ‘Crash’ a best picture winner” crash. It was pretty dang bad.

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